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Monday, June 30, 2014

Hammond Egger and the Flying Springer



            

            Hammond and Ester made it home from the city late the next day and went straight to bed after unloading the whistling chickens.
            While the Eggers were gone to the city with the whistling chickens, Yoakum had been as busy as his friends the beavers, gathering materials for them to work with. The beavers were working on the picture that Yoakum had given them and by the end of the first day they had moved their project to the Egger farm. They asked Yoakum if he could help them with their cold feet problem. It seems that being in water and mud all day made their feet awfully cold. Yoakum had learned from Hammond about “pondering” and he pondered up an idea.
            The second day at the farm started with the beavers hauling mud to the haystack next to the pig wallow. The beavers began sculpting a long gentle ramp, up one side of the haystack and a steep drop with a sharp upward ramp on the other end of the stack.
            The pigs began moving things about in their wallow. They put some hay bales around the sides and began selling spaces to the show.  “Come see Yoakum!” they said “‘See him do his thing with the big thing the beavers made!”                                                                                                                                    “What is it?” said the horse.                                                                                                                                      “Yes indeed” said the pigs. “The what and the why are the questions, but do you remember the last time when Yoakum did his honey feather project?”                                                                                                        “Well, yes” said the horse, you were the only ones who saw the whole thing and you charged the rest of us food to tell the story…….. OK, how much for a good view?”  
               With a happy snort the pigs sold prime spots around the wallow to all the farm animals.
            By mid day Yoakum had helped put the finishing touches on his “Soppy Camel.” Mr. and Mrs. Beaver said, “We will be back early in the morning Yoakum and help you bring this to the top of the haystack. The mud must dry over night, both on the haystack and on your “Soppy Camel.”
            Yoakum could hardly sleep that night. When he did finally fall asleep he dreamt of flying!
            The animals had all gathered around the pig’s wallow before the rising of the sun, watching as Yoakum and the beavers pushed the “Soppy Camel” up the long slope of the haystack. Reaching the top the beavers helped Yoakum put his diving mask on and got him settled in the cockpit of the carriage. Yoakum closed his eyes and barked “NOW!”  The beavers pushed, but the weight of Yoakum getting into the “Soppy Camel” had pushed the wheels a little farther down into the mud, and the beavers were having a hard time of it.   

 The farm animals began bellowing “GO Yoakum! Fly Yoakum!”                                                                 
            The Beavers yelled “We need somebody light and fast to help us push!” The Queen Bee, in her dog eared coat came and had the hive grab hold of the “Soppy Camel” and pull, but still it did not move. The farmyard was filled with animals yelling encouragement to Yoakum.                                                       
The chickens were whistling “The Army Air Force Song” all about the “wild blue yonder” when a voice said “Yoakum, hang on tight! The rest of you clear the way!” It was Goatee the goat. He was forty yards away from the bottom of the ramp and charging fast! The animals gave a great cheer! That is when Hammond and Ester Egger came running around the house and saw the sunrise hitting the top of the haystack.
            They saw a baby carriage with planks coming out of both sides and what looked like a garden spinner on the front of the carriage twirling madly in the breeze. It had a tail of sorts. It kind of looked like barrel slats with swim fins sticking up at the end all covered in burlap. The whole contraption was covered in a coat of smooth mud. The occupant of the carriage was Yoakum! He was barking wildly, had a strip of gunnysack around his neck, a face mask over his eyes and the snorkel for the facemask was set on the front part of the carriage just in back of the spinning flower, like some kind of machine gun!
            Just as the Eggers had all this impressed on their minds, Goatee hit the carriage with a loud smack! For a moment it really did seem to fly. The carriage came down on the short ramp and hit the upturned end at great speed as it bounced up directly over the wallow. (The Eggers would later say it seemed like all the animals said “Ooooooh” and “Aaaaaah” while Yoakum was in the air.) The Carriage hit the mud of the wallow with a whooomph! Parts were flying everywhere! The Eggers Yelled “Yoakum! Are you OK?” As they came running. The farm animals seeing the Eggers, went running back to the barn and fields. Finding that Yoakum was not hurt and wondering why beavers were wearing yellow boots, Ester Egger told her husband “Mister you better ponder on what is going on with that dog before he breaks his fool neck!”                                                                                                                                                                     
Hammond, looking at a muddy picture of a Sopwith Camel said “I believe I know the problem and all I need to do is make a phone call.”
           
The next day Hammond came home after an early morning ride into town with Yoakum. Ester said “Where’s Yoakum! You didn’t get rid of him did you?”                                                                                    
“Now Ester.” said Hammond “Just you wait about five minutes and help me gather up all the animals and bring them to the field.” When all the animals arrived at the field close to the bee hive, the Eggers waited. Out of the south came the sound of a small plane coming steadily toward them. It was one of the biplanes used by the Everyly Sisters Crop Dusting Service “We dust what bugs you.”  Hammond said to Ester “I called Evangeline Everyly and she agreed to pick up Yoakum and drop him off at the beginning and end of her day. She said she would enjoy the company. I stopped off at the War Surplus and picked up the hat and goggles and Evangeline’s sister Eugenie found the scarf. She said they will take turns flying Yoakum.”   In the front cockpit was Yoakum! He had a red scarf streaming behind him and a leather cap with aviator goggles over his eyes. The pilot of the plane swooped low and the animals looked up and bellowed such a racket at the plane that the Eggers had to hold their hands over their ears! Yoakum was happily barking at his friends, the wind flapping his lips into a big smile. Yoakum was flying!

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